Urban Cooking #1 - Breakfast for poor niggers

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[ZENIC THE MYTHICAL]

You added mushrooms to this? Fucking awful m8. Although I like the idea of whipped cream n strawberries, can feel like a fat fuck while not eating completely like one.

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Sauteed mushrooms are like pussy; they are an acquired taste.

[kalamari]

Do recommend you use a splatter shield to save you the hassle of cleaning up all the grease around your area afterwards.

On another note, I was trying to use your url tags to link an image of a splatter guard, but those tags only take http and not https. Could you guys fix that?

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Do recommend you use a splatter shield to save you the hassle of cleaning up all the grease around your area afterwards.

cooking with a splatter shield is so unromantic.

On another note, I was trying to use your url tags to link an image of a splatter guard, but those tags only take http and not https. Could you guys fix that?

you can post https links with the [url] tag, but if you want to post images, use the picture icon to the left of the chain link icon. it uses the [img] tag.

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...top with sesame oil...

Sesame oil is the devil's creampie.

Enjoy.

nobody enjoys being the school girl at a japanese businessman's bukkake party.